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Fucking kill me or you know I will

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theworldisa:

Get really stoned and bring a knife. Also go shirtless.
- derrick

deonte-s:

if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore

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whoshotthefrog:

Madball - Demonstrating My Style

  1. Camera: SONY DSC-W180
  2. Aperture: f/3.1
  3. Exposure: 1/160th
  4. Focal Length: 6mm